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Joke of the Day

"My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights... My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it."

"Why Donald Trump will be one term president? One can only trump the nation once!"

"Y'know, Hitler wasn't all that bad... He did kill Hitler after all."

"Reincarnation, evolution, whatever. At some point, Larry King was a possum."

"I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate... He said NaBrO3"

"How do you troll someone? Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge."

"What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart? A tooter. (thanks, honey)"

"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."

"Why do chicken coops have only two doors? If they had four doors they would be chicken sedans."

"What do you call a Mexican who loss his car? Carlos"