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Joke of the Day

"What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard? Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree? bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"

"One man's sarcastic answer, is another man's stupid question"

"It's a good thing that the Ghostbusters don't charge a lot of money because if you couldn't pay, they'd have to come back and re-possess your house."

"My friend graduated in psychology with a 3.8 GPA I wish she'd stop telling me her life story and just give me my order of fries already."

"I gave my friend an elephant. It was standing in his living room. He said, ""Thanks for the elephant"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."

"A married couple were fighting... ...when they drove past a farm full of pigs. The husband then asked his wife, ""Family of yours?"" The wife looked at the pigs, then replied, ""Yea, in-laws."""

"Two dogs on a coffee break *Dogs on coffee break* Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- *Dog 2 goes fuckin' nuts*"

"I bought an extension ladder from a recovering alcoholic on Craigslist... But it only has 12 Steps!"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!"

"[making flamingos] God: bird. Adam: got it. G: but it stand still a lot. A: ok.. G: on one leg. A: how high are you? G: make it pink."