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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an orphan named Rose? Self-raising flour"
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"What do Jews drive? A hard bargain"
"I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing Dora the Explorer to ""Doreen the Submissive Housewife"""
"An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket."
"Idioms are for the birds"
"""Welcome... To Jurassic Park."" ""But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--"" ""WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"""
"Sometimes my girlfriend and i like to laugh about how competitive we are. But i laugh more."
"How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They glow in the dark."
"Lingerie is just expensive wrapping paper."
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."