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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office... Wearing nothing but seran wrap. The doctor looked at the man and replied, ""I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"Back in LA who wants to make plans & cancel them & talk about rescheduling but never do then just like each other's FB post to keep it cool"

"Do you know why one side is longer than the other when birds fly in a ""V"" formation? Because there are more birds on that side."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"

"How do ghosts navigate the ocean? They use boo-eys."

"What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things? A mountain gloat."

"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."

"Why do Nuns always wear Black & White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have."

"What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team? The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."

"I asked a grape about parenthood But it didn't know much about baby raisin."