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Joke of the Day
"I've stopped trying to understand sandwiches with a third piece of bread in the middle."
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"Reddit TIFU... ...since she said she wanted to be on top."
"You're the best ninja I've ever seen! And the worst ninja in general."
"Still shocked that people kill themselves without first eating nothing but cheesecake for a week, THEN killing themselves."
"Why are there more females in the asexual community? because lesbians don't get boners."
"I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there His exact words were... ""I can't complain"" Must not be all that bad there."
"[toddler saves Michael Cera from drowning]"
"Did you hear about the fire at the sprinkles factory? Hundreds and thousands were reported missing."
"Women should be like a well placed rug You should be able to lay them then leave them"