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Joke of the Day

"Why are there more females in the asexual community? because lesbians don't get boners."

"What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown."

"I organised a little surprise party for a girl from work. She didn't show - so I guess I'll just go back into her loft and wait."

"I started microfinancing my money to get better savings. It just made a lot of cents to me."

"Too bad Ray Rice didn't kill his wife, The Ravens would've just put a statue of him in front of the stadium."

"Whoever stole my dildo can go fuck themselves."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"

"A is a Canadian's favourite chord.. ..but Am is a pedophile's."

"Hell is filled with news anchors tapping stacks of papers on desks and engaging in lighthearted end-of-broadcast banter."

"I held the door open for a clown today... ...it was a nice jester."