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Joke of the Day
"You're the best ninja I've ever seen! And the worst ninja in general."
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"Everyone is saying 9/11 was a joke, it wasn't. It's a social experiment."
"In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend."
"How long does guacamole last in the fridge? Please say a year."
"WE'RE HERE. WE'RE QUEER. YOU'RE THE MAILMAN. I'M ED QUEER. THIS IS MY FAMILY. WE JUST MOVED IN. I'LL SIGN FOR THE PACKAGE. SORRY IM YELLING."
"How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? 100. 1 to do it, and 99 to stand around saying the old one was better."
"Famous last words ""with this snow, the road looks like a sidewalk!"" Jimmy exclaimed, Famous last words..."
"My wife complained the other day, ""Why did God give women periods with cramp pains and men nothing?"" I laughed and said, ""Don't be silly honey, he gave us women."""
"How is Mitt Romney like a failed sperm? If you looked at them, you could only see a dick; and both ended up just an inch short"
"I've just received my 14th Christmas card from the Alzheimer's Society."