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Joke of the Day

"I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there His exact words were... ""I can't complain"" Must not be all that bad there."

"I don't believe in most conspiracies....but 7-11 IS an inside job."

"What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise? He brexit."

"The ultimate collection of jokes about Uranus! http://www.nottriangles.com/blog/uranus.html"

"Hey baby, is your name Polio? Because I am stiff below the waist"

"Just pulled into the 'Expecting Mothers' parking spot at Walmart because I'm fully expecting to lose my shit on one of my kids in there."

"I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."

"This entire pizza told me thigh gaps are for queers."

"What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet? William Shatner"