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Joke of the Day
"If they could, cats would correct your grammar."
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"Do you want to hear the funniest joke in the world? Me too."
"So I went to the mattress store and tried laying on one of the Temper-Pedic mattresses. I was impressed."
"How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop? Follow the power cord."
"My mother-in-law's coming,,,,, I had to clear out half my closet so she has a place to hang upside down and sleep"
"If things are going good, enjoy it, it won't last forever. If things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either."
"Last supper *at the last supper* *Jesus breaks bread* this is my body *pours wine* this is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm just going to stop you right there...."
"Everybody who believes in telekinesis raise MY right hand."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy?"
"Girls are so confusing She said ""don't stop"" and now I'm in jail."