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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy?"

"I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning. I don't want to die, sometime in the afternoon would be nice, or even the next day"

"How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents."

"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."

"If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France."

"Why did the apple pie get fired from his job? Because he showed up baked."

"Post your original made up joke. No old jokes you've already posted. Here's mine: How did the Asian porn-star become president? By Generar Erection!"

"starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name"

"Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer."

"Just got back in the USA, I heard something about a party here? I don't know, there's a song about it and everything."