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Joke of the Day
"Every time i tell people i want to be a comedian they laugh. See, im that good!!"
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"White ppl be like ""What's the return policy on this umbrella?"""
"My cheap boss... Talks so much shit. I guess its hard to defecate when you're major tight ass."
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shihtzu"
"Everyone's like ""I love Obama"" or ""I love Romney"" and I'm just over here like ""I love whiskey and beer"""
"Fat jokes aside, let's not forget fat people have feelings too Hunger"
"Opinions are like mixtapes... I don't want to hear yours."
"Did you hear about the man who was hit over the head with a bobble-head in a rice field? It's the first reported case of a knick knack paddy whack."
"Liars tend not make eye contact, which is why I don't trust pirates half the time."
"Did you hear about that guy who was in an accident and lost his left-side? Don't worry. He's all right now."