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Joke of the Day
"Every time i tell people i want to be a comedian they laugh. See, im that good!!"
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"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"FRIEND WHO JUST RECEIVED MAGICAL POWERS: idk what I should do first FRIEND WHO IS TRAPPED IN AN OIL PAINTING FOR SOME REASON: I have an idea"
"Some people need therapy. ... The rest of us just know how to conceal evidence"
"Hints are like bombs As long as they're really not subtle, You only need to drop one. But you drop a second one just to be really sure they got the message."
"I'm dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say, I'm laying off the crabs."
"Did you know how they found out that Dale Earnheart had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders on the dash."
"What bird can write underwater? A ball-point Penguin!"
"Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage? He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq"
"I once swallowed a piece of string and it came out tied. I shit you knot."