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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who was hit over the head with a bobble-head in a rice field? It's the first reported case of a knick knack paddy whack."

"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."

"An Israeli is going through passport control at JFK... The immigration officer asks: ""Occupation?"" The Israeli says: ""No. I'm just visiting."""

"I'm THIS MANY drunk!! *holds up waffle*"

"*pulls up pants* Oh, you said ANNUAL review. Well, this is embarrassing. But just for reference, how'd I do?"

"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"

"What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes? A tissue"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

"i legitimately thought I was having a pretty productive day until I realized my phone is set to west coast time and I'm in NYC"

"Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen? He got a hole in one."