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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that guy who was in an accident and lost his left-side? Don't worry. He's all right now."

"What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."

"I met a dyslexic Christian who was also a carpenter... Kind of weird meeting someone who believes in guardian angles."

"Knock Knock? Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS!"

"Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop? Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals."

"Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy? He kept on and on about his mateys."

"When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face? When her moustache is on fire!"

"The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing"

"What does the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"What did the yogi have for breakfast? an lette"