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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shihtzu"
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"A man comes home to find his wife in bed with his best friend, he immediately picks up his gun and shoots the wife He gives the dog a second chance though"
"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet? He uses a hans free device"
"I used to love your updates. Then you pissed me off, and now your updates piss me off too."
"Parachute for sale Used once Never opened Small stain"
"""You are what you eat"", said the cannibal."
"Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight."
"I think it's sweet that teens text ""U up?"" really late at night to check that their friends are getting to bed at a reasonable hour"
"What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay? I ain't no snitch."
"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"