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Joke of the Day
"How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!"
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"Sometimes therapy is as simple as nodding to the dude next to you stuck in traffic. I feel you brother."
"What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany? Danke"
"When I can't tell someone's gender, I kick the closest toddler and see how they react."
"What organ in the body never dies? THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully."
"My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front."
"kid dressed as dog: ""trick or treat"" me: wife: ""give him some chocolate then"" me: ""i don't want to kill him linda"""
"If you don't send the person you're stalking a nude photo of yourself, then you're not taking that relationship serious enough!"
"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"
"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea. One shucks and fits and the other ..."