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Joke of the Day
"Are you reading this from a toilet? I'm writing this from one."
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"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman"
"Wife: It's time for a vacation. Me: Where do YOU want to go? Wife: Hmm... Maybe the Bahamas? Me: Great idea! And, I'LL go camping upstate!"
"Take revenge, crap on a pigeon."
"My favorite one-liner. So, I was with this blind chick last night. She said, ""You have the biggest penis I ever felt!"" I said, ""Ahh, you're pulling my leg."""
"I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
"When they shoot scenes w stagecoaches in Westerns, I bet the horses think ""Hey wtf? We're not supposed to have to do this shit anymore"""
"Why did Helen Keller fail her road test? Because she was a woman"
"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Waattaaah!"
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? NSFW a sunken chest with no booty!"