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Joke of the Day
"Nobody knows how much work I put into looking only this fat."
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"I'd let Jesus take the wheel but... I don't know how to speak spanish."
"What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening? A sphinxter."
"A cubical is a great place to reflect on all the bad decisions you've made in your life"
"How come the leader of the USSR from the 1920's to 1951 never got anything done? ...because he was always Stalin."
"Boss: You can't drink while you're working! Me: Oh, I'm not working."
"What's the difference between me and an egg? An egg gets laid."
"SMS from my girl: If ur sleeping, send me ur dreams; if ur laughing, send me ur smile; if ur crying, send me ur tears. Response: Honey I'm shitting, should I send you something?"
"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you fuckin racist."
"Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence? For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma"