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Joke of the Day

"I became a vegetarian switched to weed."

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories !"

"I hope death is a woman. That way, it will never come for me."

"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."

"Why did the mafia cross the road? Hey forget about it"

"Why did Popeye beat up the Pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive"

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"

"In the middle of a GOP debate, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face."

"[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!"