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Joke of the Day
"I'm the daughter of Ned Stark! Arya?"
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"A good way to force people to feel whatever you're feeling is to hum in public"
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"I've never seen 'Downton Abbey', but I did see the episode of 'Roseanne' when Becky ""cut the cheese"" at least 50 times."
"What's the difference between a man and a woman? A vas deferens."
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"What do you call 1000 aches? A *kilohurtz*."
"French Stoner Joke: 80"