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Joke of the Day

"French Stoner Joke: 80"

"Never eat spoiled meat Or spoiled eggs"

"Police are saying that they're looking for a black man in his early twenties... And that they always will be."

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates."

"Why do people shoot up schools? Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service."

"Waiter: black pepper? Me: sure Waiter: say when Me: [remembering I have large investments in numerous peppercorn plantations] haha sure"

"""one Man's trash is other man's treasure"" Isn't the best way to tell your kid that he is adopted. Credits- /u/theone1221"

"Meow meow meow [Wife comes home early] MEOW! *cats scramble to untie me from the torture rack* THELMA I TOLD YOU THE CATS HATE ME I TOLD YOU"

"I've got a joke with no punchline.. I'm not joking!"

"English If you ever have trouble remembering the difference between ""lead"" and ""lead"", just remember that ""lead"" sounds like ""read"" and ""lead"" sounds like ""read""."