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Joke of the Day

"I've never seen 'Downton Abbey', but I did see the episode of 'Roseanne' when Becky ""cut the cheese"" at least 50 times."

"Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering."

"It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites."

"On this pesticide spray it says, ""Keep away from children."" Fuck, they knew I was coming."

"Bush vows to stabilise US economy"

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"My grandpa used to say ""Don't do drugs just sell them"""

"What do you call a Vietnamese undercover police officer pretending to be a prostitute? Pho Ho PoPo"

"Yo Mama so fat.. ..she walked past the TV and I missed 3 seasons!"

"What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common? You break them at the middle and load them from behind"