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Joke of the Day
"My therapist said I have acute personality disorder. I was like I know, right?"
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"What's the worst part of having a lung transplant? Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours."
"What's the hardest part of skydiving? The ground!"
"Imagine yourself, you just woke-up on the street without pants & underwear, with sperm dripping from your derriere, would you tell anyone? No? So what are you doing next weekend?"
"""I love my Job!"" -Job's wife"
"When the step kids start talking shit, I like to remind them that I am totally boning their mom."
"What do you call a bear that can't win? A Chicago Bear"
"What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit? ""WITNESS ME!"""
"The Past, the Present, and the Future All Walk Into A Bar . . . . . . it was tense."
"Where does a salmon go to deposit a check? To the river bank!"