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Joke of the Day
"My therapist said I have acute personality disorder. I was like I know, right?"
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"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"What is it called when Albert Einstein masturbates? A stroke of genius."
"I got a sweater for Xmas I appreciate it, but I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner."
"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"
"Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."
"Why do truck drivers like wearing finger-less gloves... They like to see their girlfriend in shorts"
"A priest, rapist and a pedophile walks in to a bar... ...he orders a drink."
"*looks at watch* come on, I gotta get back to browsing the same four websites over and over"
"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy"" I then wait at green lights 'til I feel better about myself."