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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 1000 aches? A *kilohurtz*."
Next Joke
"What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWntain! Thank you."
"Where did Christ get his ripped abs? Cross fit"
"How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone? Just wait, they'll tell you."
"what do you call a male suppository? A manpon"
"As a politician... You need to shake hands & kiss babies... ...and take good care not to confuse the two."
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun? Urine luck"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 122, 123, 124!"
"Why do electricians wear pants? Because they hate shorts."