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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 1000 aches? A *kilohurtz*."

"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"

"These need to be written. Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? A: A piiig. Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards."

"What's 668? The Neighbor of the Beast."

"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"

"My girlfriend keeps complaining that nothing in this sub is funny She'll NEVER see this line because she doesn't open them."

"It's not a nervous breakdown. I'm having a calm, rational breakdown based on an understanding of how fucked everything is."

"Anne has a will.. Anne has a way.. Anne Hathaway."

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!"

"When I said that I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed Well, now I'm here, and no one is laughing."