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Joke of the Day
"A couple I know only eat raw meat. Their names are Sam and Ella."
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"What is worse than three babies in three containers? NSFW One baby in three containers."
"Have you guys seen the trailer for that new Moby Dick movie? I think it looks like a huge flop."
"I got so drunk the other night that I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur."
"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"
"I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face."
"How bad is it, doc? ""Well, you'll never run again"" So basically the same"
"What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days"
"I can turn a case of beer into a drunk man. Your move, Jesus."
"Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday? He had a Saturday Night Fever"