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Joke of the Day
"How bad is it, doc? ""Well, you'll never run again"" So basically the same"
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"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 30 years."
"How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y"
"What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch? Paddy O' furniture"
"What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence."
"Gloria Gaynor's ghost I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified."
"What is the worst place to hide in a hospital? The ICU (I-see-you!)"
"[Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol"
"God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese."
"Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."