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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys seen the trailer for that new Moby Dick movie? I think it looks like a huge flop."

"You know what really makes my day? The rotation of the earth"

"donald trump: ILL HAVE THE SUPER SALAD! waiter: lol no I said soup OR s- [assistant sliding $100] just bring him a huge bowl of lettuce"

"My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home."

"I bet the first mohawk was created by a guy trying to even out his sideburns."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"The wife wants me to be a doctor in our sex role playing. So I guess I'll make her wait an hour, then send her to a specialist"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."

"What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.? Yogurt has a live and thriving culture."

"What car does a Mexican drive? A Quebrolet."