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Joke of the Day

"Hey guy's I'm the titanic I would like to nominate all of my passengers and crew to do the ALS ice bucket challenge, you have 24 hours!"

"Pedophiles have kind of a bad reputation... ...but they drive slow near schools"

"Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth... Its pasteurized before you even see it!"

"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."

"Did you hear about what happened with the elk? It was really amoosing."

"How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout? You Messi-up"

"So I heard you just saw a play at Ford Theater, how was it? It was Mind-Blowing"

"Is it any wonder men have been obsessed with sex since biblical times? After all, Adam was ribbed for his own pleasure"

"Did you hear about the injured condiment? He had to be rushed to the Mayo Clinic."

"""The hits just keep on coming."" - A radio Dj/abusive parent."