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Joke of the Day
"CALIFORNIA Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hella."
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"In what sport to balls go flying around at speeds of up to 150 miles per hour? Jogging"
"Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, ""Aye, what's that lyin' there?"" The man says, ""It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"""
"I'd like to die like my grandfather, who passed away while sleeping Not like his four passengers..."
"Did you hear Richie Benaud died today? It happened this morning at twooo:twentytoooo"
"Betsy Ross: ""Let's put some happy little stars in a circle on the flag"" Many years later, an heir of hers, Bob, would say something similar"
"Dont wanna cause any alarm.But hold off on the #HappyNewYear stuff.Just traveled 1 yr into the future.lets just say it went badly 4 all of u"
"Sad iPad Why was the iPad sad? Someone took a bite out of its Apple."
"A blind man walks into a bar... then a table, then finally a chair."
"Some call it alcoholism, I call it ""keeping my emotions hydrated"""