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Joke of the Day

"Betsy Ross: ""Let's put some happy little stars in a circle on the flag"" Many years later, an heir of hers, Bob, would say something similar"

"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank I said ""Get a load of this guy,"" every time someone walked in."

"What did the tv say to the remote control? ""you turn me on"""

"Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty."

"you know how when geese migrate in a v shape, sometimes one side of the v is longer - Do you know why? more geese"

"Got a cease and desist letter that says I can't wear my hard hat around town until I learn how to wolf whistle."

"What do you call a funny snake? HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERICAL ^^^my ^^^son ^^^^told ^^^^^me ^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^one.."

"If Hillary wins the election, emails be like... [removed]"

"I know we get a lot of dad jokes...here's a mom one What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine? Make it sew!"

"Boy born with no eyelids! The Dr. used the foreskin from the circumcision. Now the boy is cockeyed"