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Joke of the Day

"There was once a cowboy who walked into town wearing nothing but leaves. He was arrested for rustling."

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"Common sense Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes"
"Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrodinger: Nice, nice"
"Two spices are talking One spice says ""man it stinks like b.o. in here!"" Other spice says ""come on man I'm only cumin"""
"KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger? NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet"
"""Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?"" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*"
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