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Joke of the Day

"Why did the relationship between the creationist and Organic molecule not last ? Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating."

"ME *sees baby crab in stroller*: He's so cute! I just wanna rip his lil legs off dip em in butter and eat them! MOM CRAB *beaming*: thank u"

"What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!???? A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!"

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? (OFFENSIVE) Two in the front, 3 in the back, six million in the ash tray."

"Star Wars should cast an Indian actor to play Mace Hindu."

"What web page do orphans visit the most? 404 Edit: Sorry it sucks, it's me trying to make oc."

"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."

"Humuhumunukunukuapuaa A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween. Ahem. What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween? Trigger treat!"

"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"

"Students are taking a sign language course. The teacher doesn't recognize one of them, and says ""Are you in this class?"" Student says, ""I'm auditing."" Teacher says, ""Then you're in the wrong class."""