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Joke of the Day

"Humuhumunukunukuapuaa A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween. Ahem. What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween? Trigger treat!"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile ""That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"", I told her."

"Pluto is 4.5 billion years old, but yet it is not allowed to sit at the grown-ups' table."

"My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I've ever purchased."

"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"

"* Runs Baywatch-style into oncoming traffic *"

"What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies? Organic Vegetables."

"What are Aladdin's least favourite biscuits Jaffar Cakes"

"What is the Highest Proof of Tequila? Juan Fifty Juan"

"what idiot called it a moon enthusiast and not a lunatic"