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Joke of the Day
"What web page do orphans visit the most? 404 Edit: Sorry it sucks, it's me trying to make oc."
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"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and as many as you can fit in the ash tray."
"What are David Cameron's favorite people to have sex with? Cops"
"My ex has made me dinner.. *gives a bit to the dog first*"
"You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."
"Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines."
"Donald Trump walks into a mexican resturant jk. he doesn't..."
"FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans."
"People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have."
"2 peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted"