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Joke of the Day

"Students are taking a sign language course. The teacher doesn't recognize one of them, and says ""Are you in this class?"" Student says, ""I'm auditing."" Teacher says, ""Then you're in the wrong class."""

" Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."

"How do you make a salad wrap? By adding some beets"

"What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan? Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985."

"i want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problems"

"What does a baby computer call his father? Data."

"I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps."

"The Barenaked Ladies have been pulled from the rubble alive, following the Nepal Earthquake. Its been One Week."

"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"

"Heaven is like arriving at Disneyland. Hell is like still being at Disneyland three weeks later."