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Joke of the Day

"Students are taking a sign language course. The teacher doesn't recognize one of them, and says ""Are you in this class?"" Student says, ""I'm auditing."" Teacher says, ""Then you're in the wrong class."""

"Where do kings keep there armies? In their sleevies."

"If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you."

"God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me."

"Writing a chemistry exam tomorrow Learned that I can't trust atoms...they make up everything :p"

"My girlfriend says that small penis isn't that big of a problem But I still think that she shouldn't have one."

"My son just said he likes 'the booty'. So now I have to convince his mom that the Cinemax show he watched with me was about pirates."

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone!"

"What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? Pol Potting mix."

"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream."