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Joke of the Day

"TIL You can watch the sun through a telescope without any filters. Only twice though..."

"""The actor who plays the villain in No Country For old Men was causing trouble in my bar last night."" ""Javier Bardem?"" ""No, but I will if he does it again."""

"Anytime I pass an unlocked minivan I throw a few of my kids' most annoying toys in the trunk."

"What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? Edward Snowed-in"

"why did the energizer bunny go to jail? he got charged with battery"

"My wife came from the country... and hit every branch on the way down."

"If men ejaculate semen does that mean women ejaculate sewomen?"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's alright, though."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up? It is two tired."

"Throwing a grenade at someone who's taking a selfie is photobombing, right?"