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Joke of the Day
"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."
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"What do you call tubing in Winnipeg? Mani-tubing"
"Size does matter-just ask Pluto."
"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because its delicious."
"If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. ba dum tsss"
"What do you call a lazy immigrant ? A United States citizen"
"Two eggs and a piece of bacon walk into a bar The bartender asks them to leave. They all ask why. Bartender says, ""We don't serve breakfast here."""
"You can learn a lot about your kids by simply turning off the TV and talking. For example I discovered that mine are really boring."
"A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory... She was fed up with the hole business."
"Grim Reaper: I'm here for the sole! Waiter: *whimpering* omg can I... can I say bye to my family? Grim Reaper: uh, no, the fish special."