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Joke of the Day
"If Mississippi lost her New Jersey what would Delaware? Idaho, Alaska"
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"What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers? Justice Thumbs"
"Three Nuns at a Bus Stop Three little old nuns were at the bus stop in front of their church when a young man runs up and flashes them. The oldest one had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach."
"6am: Too tired 8am: This isn't so bad 1pm: OMG so tired 5pm: zombie 8pm: Dead 10pm: LETS SWIM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL & OVERTHINK FOR HOURS"
"I'm offended by the phrase ""Blood Drive."" I think it's too violent; they should rename it ""Plasma-thon."""
"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"
"A star walks into a ... A star walks into a black hole but doesn't seems phazed, the black hole turns to the star and says, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."
"Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope."
"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."
"What do you get when you cut a hooker in half with a chainsaw? an erection"