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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cut a hooker in half with a chainsaw? an erection"
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"""Gunman"" is too cool-sounding. Can we start calling them something that conveys weakness, like ""pistoleer?"""
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"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"
"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."
"Just changed the names of all the girls in my contact list to: ""Jake, from State Farm""."
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"Rain drop drop top.... 1k upvotes and i'll sub to /r/clopclop"