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Joke of the Day

"I'm offended by the phrase ""Blood Drive."" I think it's too violent; they should rename it ""Plasma-thon."""

"Is a picture of Elijah Wood called a frodograph? (It makes more sense when you say it out loud)"

"I was eating a danish... http://youtu.be/b5FQKsEgLnQ"

"I finally found a diet plan that works. It's called ""The cost of food""."

"How much for the vacation home? Sir, this is a coffin."

"Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning The birds loved it."

"They told me if you put your newborn in front of an orphanage he would grow up an Orphan So I stuck my baby in the ATM machine so he could grow up to be a rich banker"

"that earthquake in LA was actually a huge crowd of white girls rushing into a wal-mart to buy a green t-shirt last minute"

"Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm."

"Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!"