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Joke of the Day

"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."

"You can't spell ""ducking"" without ""autocorrect"""

"A spider just fell from the ceiling and landed right in front of me and now I have to explain why a woman was screaming in my cubicle."

"A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it."

"According to Facebook, Sept. 11th is about posting as many pictures of crying bald eagles obscured by an American flag as you can."

"Where do Jedi go to get inked? Tattooine."

"The cashier wasn't impressed with my top hat, sash, and monocle until I said ""Keep the change"" from the $1 I gave him for my $0.95 purchase."

"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit"

"What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses? There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!"

"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"