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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers? Justice Thumbs"
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"My boss thinks that homosexuality is a disease, so I'm calling in gay tomorrow."
"all the haters throwimg tomatos at me while im on stage dont seem to understand that im always lookimg for extra tomatos to make soup with"
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you can't pick your friend's nose"