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Joke of the Day

"Three Nuns at a Bus Stop Three little old nuns were at the bus stop in front of their church when a young man runs up and flashes them. The oldest one had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach."

"Why does Daredevil worry about getting fat? He never watches what he eats."

"So I said 'I love you' but he didn't say it back. We haven't spoken since. Maybe he just needs space. Vet: Your cat's fine. You can go now."

"I remember when a minimum wage job was a stepping stone, not a career."

"canadian bacon is just like regular bacon but with health insurance and a passion for hockey."

"This Christmas... This Christmas, Donald Trump's hair becomes sentient and nukes canada. Only one Democratic Socialist can prevent a total World War. Bernie Sanders stars... in HELL TOUPEE"

"What did the pornstar say after getting a cumshot in the eye? ""I didn't see that coming"""

"Quick! What's protocol for when he opens my car door for me and just shy of 7,000 Sonic straw wrappers fall out?"

"What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My cock while doing it."

"One time I walked into a bathroom and there were no urinals I thought, ""huh... that's strange."" The girls that came in after me were apparently pretty freaked out by it too."