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Joke of the Day

"A star walks into a ... A star walks into a black hole but doesn't seems phazed, the black hole turns to the star and says, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."

"Donald Trump says he has a great relationship with the blacks But unless the blacks is the name of a white family, that's probably not the case --Seth Meyers"

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team? Because she ran away from the ball!"

"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"

"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? (NSFL/NSFW) Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"What is a pigs favorite type of acrobatics? Porkour"

"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."

"Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??"

"What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie? A baked potato."

"How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment? He took a shelfie."