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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear how Jared Fogel lost his first 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
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"I'm that asshole who puts an ""o"" at the end of a word and calls it Spanish."
"What's the worst smell in the world? An anchovie's cunt."
"Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out."
"What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction? Boneless chicken."
"What did the Arab land his 747? The tarmac, you racist."
"Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road? To get to the other bribe"
"The glittery vampire from Twilight is putting out an album. In other news, real musicians continue to play for coins in the subway."
"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."
"Whenever someone holds my baby & he makes even a tiny peep, I yell ""WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY WHY ARE YOU BURNING MY BABY!?"""