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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction? Boneless chicken."
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"[Ouija board] GRANDMA WHERE IS YOUR COOKIE RECIPE"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"
"I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now I know how a woman feels."
"Three blondes walked into a building you'd think one of them would have seen it..."
"""Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!"" - No one ever"
"What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat? ""Men, get on the boat."""
"Why was the pianist arrested? He was assaulting A Minor."
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me ... they were cramming for their finals."
"Why did God kick Joe Paterno out of Heaven? ....because he picked Michael Jackson as his new assistant coach."