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Joke of the Day
"I'm that asshole who puts an ""o"" at the end of a word and calls it Spanish."
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"My Grandfather told me ""Your generation relies too much on technology."" Me: ""No your generation relies too much on technology."" I then pulled out his life support."
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"What starts with ""c"" and ends with ""unt"" cunt."
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"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"
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