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Joke of the Day
"What did the Arab land his 747? The tarmac, you racist."
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"Bought a shirt in the UK. Care instructions say ""iron whilst damp."" I still have no idea when to iron that thing."
"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger."
"The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously."
"Since Fall Out Boy broke up I want to start a female group called Fall Down Girl. There's no singing, we just get wasted and fall down a lot"
"I like my eggs like I like my women Beaten"
"The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home."
"irony - Using words to mean the opposite of their literal meaning. ironey - Made of iron."
"Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy... 5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails."
"Friends are like trees. If you chop them down with an axe they will die."