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Joke of the Day

"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."

"I went for a job interview in a Art Gallery today, but the interviewers seemed to hate everything about me. I didn't really paint a good picture of myself."

"Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest? They're always eager for more on their pate."

"So, you don't like hypothermia? All the cool kids are getting it."

"Did you hear about Divorced Barbie? It comes with all of Ken's stuff. stolen from /u/LazzzyButtons"

"I like my coffee how I like my ladies Strong, black, and preferably fair trade"

"[Nsfw] So I went to this convention for women who had lost their legs... The place was crawling with pussy."

"No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy's hat sideways."

"Question to a crying child Q: Why did the drunken father go to jail? A: Beats me"

"I'm ready to start a family, in the sense that I have enough chip clips for 6 people."