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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out."

"Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."

"Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you last left him."

"Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?"

"Why did the vampire consider himself a good artist? He liked to draw blood!"

"Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face? Because I told him a good joke."

"Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf? Because it will go right over his head"

"Q: Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? A: He was grading papers on a curve."

"I'm not saying I'm smarter than you because I use proper punctuation; I'm implying it with semicolons."

"Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? ""To a degree."""