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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff."
Next Joke
"When I said I wanted an origami book... I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly."
"I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low"
"I'm growing my prostate to raise awareness for moustache cancer."
"Why dont Demons fear oxidation? Because there's no rust for the wicked"
"Oh so Paris Hilton can carry a dog in her purse but if I leave my baby in a suitcase behind the chicken restaurant I'm some kind of monster."
"How do you make a little girl cry even more? You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear."
"You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."
"I asked my Welsh friend how many times he'd had sex... He started counting then fell asleep."
"What do you call a pissed-off Founding Father? A Cranky-Doodle-Dandy!"